My death is predicted
Not how I'd prefer to go (no dignified death for me), but at least it won't be from a shark attack as I've long feared:
While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.Find out how you'll meet your Maker (hopefully your end won't be as banal as mine).
Saw it first on Fark